1 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,760 I'm gonna miss you. 2 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,560 Oh. I've written it all down, Mum. 3 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,080 You've got his food, his meds, his piggy. 4 00:00:20,081 --> 00:00:22,519 And what's his sleep schedule? 5 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:26,320 Uh, he's not a newborn, he's a dog. So, you'll be fine. 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,680 - Oh, Gordon's almost here. 7 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,560 Have a sexy time. 8 00:00:30,751 --> 00:00:32,679 Sorry? 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,199 Well, I couldn't help but notice 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,760 the lingerie in your bag. 11 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,640 Ohh. Oh, like, you couldn't help but go through my bag? 12 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,920 We shouldn't have any secrets. We're bezzies! 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,260 Fuck, you're so annoying. 14 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,600 So it's back on? That was quick. 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,880 He's just invited me to, like, a work thing. 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,040 Some client has a fancy pub in West Wyalong. 17 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,440 - Oh. - I know. 18 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,520 But, apparently, it's like a really fancy pub 19 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,240 and it's just the two of us, so... 20 00:00:59,241 --> 00:00:59,999 Time to start a family? 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,039 Time to start a family? 22 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,120 No. 23 00:01:02,121 --> 00:01:04,199 Because when a sperm hits an egg at your age, 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,190 it just disintegrates. Glad I opened up. 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,400 - Thanks. Goodbye. 26 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,000 All right. Ooh! 27 00:01:09,271 --> 00:01:11,359 - Hey. - Hey, sorry. 28 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,359 - That's all right. - Mum's... 29 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,160 - Hello, Gordon! - Oh, hi. 30 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,640 Don't worry. Your fur baby's in good hands. 31 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,679 Yeah, of course. Thanks for looking after him, Lynelle. 32 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,760 - I really appreciate it. - Oh, no worries. 33 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,120 You two enjoy your dirty weekend. 34 00:01:23,121 --> 00:01:24,199 Well, I... 35 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,280 - Yeah, it's a work trip. - It's a work trip. 36 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,560 All work and no play makes Gordon a sexy boy. 37 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,360 - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 38 00:01:32,361 --> 00:01:33,719 - See you later. - Thanks, Mum. 39 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,519 Oh, look who's come to say good... goodbye. 40 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,880 - Ohh. 41 00:01:36,881 --> 00:01:37,919 Ciao-ciao. 42 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,160 - Ciao-ciao. You're all right. 43 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,600 Go back inside. 44 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,200 - See you, Gordy. - Bye. 45 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,680 Drive safe. 46 00:01:44,681 --> 00:01:48,079 You know, when, uh, when Lynelle and I do end up together, 47 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,279 I don't want you to call me Dad. 48 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,319 - Okay. - I think... 49 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,919 - I think that'd be weird. - Yes, I agree. 50 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,120 Yeah. Yep. 51 00:01:53,121 --> 00:01:54,519 This will be nice. Spend time together. 52 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,640 - A bit of P and Q. - Yeah. 53 00:01:56,641 --> 00:01:58,319 So it's, like, a fancy hotel room, yeah? 54 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,999 - I wonder if there's a bath. 55 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,199 - I wonder if there's a bath. 56 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,199 - Um... - Gordy. 57 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,250 Can we get Macca's? 58 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,000 - Hi, Ash! - Hi, Ash. 59 00:02:04,001 --> 00:02:07,039 You knew they were coming as well, didn't you? 60 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:07,879 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 61 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,239 - Oh, yeah, these guys? - Yeah. 62 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,840 Oh, no! 63 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,560 Won't just the two of you? 64 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,120 No, I knew that. I... All good. 65 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,310 You packed all that lingerie for nothing. 66 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,480 Ohh! Shame. 67 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:28,120 - Anyway, jump in. Yeah, yeah. - Yes, of course. Yes, thank you. 68 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,760 Facebook roulette. Let's go. 69 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,360 Okay. Okay, you have 948 Facebook friends. 70 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,680 - Yeah. - Who is this one? 71 00:02:58,681 --> 00:02:59,559 Oh, yeah. 72 00:02:59,560 --> 00:02:59,999 - Mm-hm. - I know her. 73 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,839 - Mm-hm. - I know her. 74 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,120 But do you? 75 00:03:02,121 --> 00:03:03,199 - Yes. - Uh-huh. 76 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,320 That's... I went... 77 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,150 I went to school with her daughter. 78 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,320 - Mm-mm. - That's Erin Shepley's mum. 79 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,800 More information, please. 80 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,120 Mrs. Shepley is her name. 81 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,080 She has a first name, I'd imagine. 82 00:03:13,081 --> 00:03:14,199 Ohhh. 83 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,360 - Come on. - Kerry! 84 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,080 Bzzz! It's Narelle. 85 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,250 - Fuck it! - Oh! Oh, no. 86 00:03:19,251 --> 00:03:21,519 I call her Mrs. S! That's not fair. 87 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,120 Uh, here. You can do the honors. 88 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,480 No, I can't unfriend her. 89 00:03:24,481 --> 00:03:26,479 - I know who she is. - Hey. Them's the rules. 90 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,120 If you can't name them, you've gotta unfriend them. 91 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,360 - Wow. - Delete. 92 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,490 - She's gone. 93 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:34,319 - That's fucked. - Ha-ha! 94 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,320 She's gonna wonder what she did wrong. 95 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,080 Maybe you can add me again. 96 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,120 Well, a space did just open up. 97 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,640 Okay, now let's play Elephant in the Car. 98 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,519 Hmm? 99 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,520 - What's going on with you two? - What? 100 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:48,199 It's not the elephant in the car, Chi. 101 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,279 - Oh, okay. I just thought... - Fuckin'... 102 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,440 Ashley, it seemed like you thought 103 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:53,439 this was gonna be like a little romantic getaway. 104 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,560 - Chi, don't be a dickhead. - It's Mum. 105 00:03:55,561 --> 00:03:57,199 - She's just messing around. - Ahh. 106 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,479 She's got a warped sense of humor. 107 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,999 - Uh-huh. - I don't have lingerie. 108 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,239 - Uh-huh. - I don't have lingerie. 109 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,519 So you know that we're just 110 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,120 all gonna be in one room? 111 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,880 - Yes, yes, I did not know that. - I knew that. 112 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,120 And now I do. 113 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,080 - And I love it. - If you say so. 114 00:04:11,091 --> 00:04:15,279 Bit quiet back there, Bretty. You all right? 115 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,000 Yeah, yeah, nah. I was just watching Carmen bake. 116 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:20,240 You what now? 117 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,010 It's Carmen. She's my girlfriend. 118 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,199 Oh, all right, Bretty. When do I get to meet her? 119 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,759 I think Bretty's got to meet her first. 120 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,279 I have met her! Just not in real life. 121 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,319 She lives in Manila. 122 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,070 Yeah, she's definitely not a scam. 123 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,170 It's not a scam. 124 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,120 What's she baking? A visa? 125 00:04:33,311 --> 00:04:35,399 Nah. 126 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,080 I challenged her to bake a cake 127 00:04:37,081 --> 00:04:38,199 that looks like her boobs. 128 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,319 - Oh, really? - It's really good. 129 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,919 - Can I look at that, then? - Yeah. 130 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,719 Oh, that's really... 131 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,359 - It looks very dense. - Yeah, right? 132 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,519 - Yeah. - Can I have a look? 133 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,839 - Yeah, they're good. - Yeah. 134 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,199 Hey, come on. Eyes on the road. What are you doing? 135 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,479 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Look ahead, mate. 136 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,519 You'd risk having an accident 137 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,199 to see a cake that looks like boobs? 138 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,880 Yeah. 139 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:58,970 Bernie! 140 00:04:58,971 --> 00:04:59,999 Hello, Lynelle. 141 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,559 Hello, Lynelle. 142 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,400 Um, sorry for just showing up like this, but I... 143 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,440 I thought you'd stopped all this. 144 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,120 Oh, no, I have, I have, really. 145 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,480 I haven't had a drink in months. 146 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,720 Um, I need to talk to you, Lynelle. May I come in? 147 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,000 Bernie, my feelings haven't changed. 148 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,130 Neither have mine. 149 00:05:16,131 --> 00:05:17,399 You made a terrible mistake 150 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,879 marrying that fucking cockhead, 151 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,120 but I need to talk to you. 152 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,280 Um, it'll only take five minutes. 153 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,080 Please, Lynelle, it's important. 154 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,240 All right, five minutes. 155 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,720 That's it. 156 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,120 Battery 50%. 157 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,320 Ugh! 50%. Fuck. 158 00:05:36,321 --> 00:05:37,999 - Is that okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 159 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,840 It's... We're fine. It's just annoying. 160 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,550 It helps if you charge it, Gordy. 161 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,120 Yep, thanks, Chi. 162 00:05:43,121 --> 00:05:44,199 - So, Gordon? - Yeah. 163 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,879 I was wondering if I could get an advance 164 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,880 on next month's pay so I can fly Carmen over so we can meet. 165 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,120 Um... 166 00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:52,479 'Cause, you know, I'd be happy 167 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,170 to drop this whole lawsuit thing. 168 00:05:54,171 --> 00:05:56,279 Are you fucking serious? 169 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,120 - What? - You're blackmailing me? 170 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,250 Dude, what the fuck? 171 00:05:59,251 --> 00:05:59,999 Mate, Carmen said you'd react badly. 172 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,519 Mate, Carmen said you'd react badly. 173 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,440 Oh, this is Carmen's idea! Of course it is. 174 00:06:04,441 --> 00:06:05,839 What is that supposed to mean? 175 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,199 What it means is, Brett, that Carmen asking for money 176 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,040 so she can fly here is textbook scam. 177 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,170 It is textbook scam. 178 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:13,959 No, it's not. You just don't like her. 179 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,279 For all I know, she could be AI, 180 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,919 but I'm sure she's a very lovely computer. 181 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,800 I love you, Brett. Please send money. 182 00:06:18,801 --> 00:06:20,199 - She's not AI, brother. - Yeah? 183 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,199 - I checked. - Really? 184 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,710 - How do you check? - With an AI. 185 00:06:22,711 --> 00:06:24,199 - There's an app that tells you. - Yeah, but... 186 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,560 - AI to check your AI. I get it. - Yeah. 187 00:06:26,561 --> 00:06:27,599 Listen, mate, 188 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,439 what actually concerns me is not that so much. 189 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,159 It's the fact that you've now fully merged with your phone. 190 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,199 That's such bullshit. 191 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,279 Okay, how about this, man? 192 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,279 - How about this? - Hmm? 193 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,679 If you can go the next 24 hours 194 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,790 without looking at your phone, even once... 195 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,160 - Yeah? - ..I'll give you $1,000. 196 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,720 - Really? - Straight up. 197 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,000 But if you can't, you drop the lawsuit. 198 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,480 That's good. 199 00:06:46,481 --> 00:06:47,559 - Oh. - Mmm. Mmm. 200 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,120 - There. See? - Uh... 201 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,390 Hey, there's room in the lockbox if you want to get real, Bretty. 202 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,360 - Yeah, done. Take my phone. - Yay! 203 00:06:54,361 --> 00:06:55,879 - You got a lockbox? - Yeah, yeah. 204 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,479 My phone's in there. It's a game changer. 205 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,880 It's so good for my ADHD. 206 00:06:58,881 --> 00:06:59,999 And it's medical, so it's a work deduction. 207 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,719 And it's medical, so it's a work deduction. 208 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,720 - No, it's not. - Isn't it? 209 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,850 - No. - Oh. 210 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,400 Yeah. Can I get in on that? 211 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,880 Would you like to? I would love that. 212 00:07:07,881 --> 00:07:08,879 Fucking freedom! 213 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,120 - Oh, my God. 214 00:07:10,121 --> 00:07:11,399 - Now we're talking. - Yeah. 215 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,839 I don't wanna see it. I hate that thing. 216 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,119 No, they're horrible. Actually, Gordo, what about you? 217 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,599 No, I don't have... I need the maps. 218 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,199 - No, you don't, mate. - No, they're here. 219 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,199 You got that satnav, mate. 220 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,800 Put it in. Put it in. 221 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,000 Put it in. Put it in. 222 00:07:24,001 --> 00:07:25,239 - I don't need to. - Put it in. 223 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,679 All right, fine! Fine! I'll put it in. 224 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,359 - Jesus Christ. All right. - Whoo! Ohh! 225 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,120 Oh, my God! We're gonna really connect. 226 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,000 - It's gonna be so good! 227 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,560 Wait, what if we need a phone? 228 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,040 - Already cracking. - No. 229 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,399 Crack Nicholson back here. 230 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,120 It's given me a code if we need to. 231 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:42,079 But we won't need to. Will we, Brettly? 232 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,160 No. No way. 233 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,170 Oh, cows! - [Chiara] Oh, cows. - Where? 234 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,920 See? We would've missed them 235 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,320 if we were all on our phones. 236 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,120 Let me get a photo. Ooh. 237 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,250 Hmm. 238 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:55,040 So, um, a very old friend of mine 239 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,120 is quite high up in the ACNC. 240 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,480 I don't know what that... 241 00:07:58,481 --> 00:07:59,999 Oh, um, it's a, um, a government agency 242 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,719 Oh, um, it's a, um, a government agency 243 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,120 that deals with, uh, uh, criminal activities 244 00:08:04,121 --> 00:08:05,799 in charities and not-for-profits. 245 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,799 Right. 246 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,120 Anyway, he's told me 247 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,460 that your name has come up 248 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,680 in relation to your charity, Women Against Men Against Women. 249 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,520 No. We're WAWAM. 250 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,920 That sounds like it would be... 251 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,560 ..MAMAW... WAMAL... 252 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,600 Yeah, but, Lynelle, whatever it's called... 253 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,120 - Hmm. - ..it's in your name. 254 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,760 - Hmm. - It's your charity. 255 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,400 And there's been allegations of a misuse of funds. 256 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,120 Oh, I don't think that's right. 257 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,080 So, you need to get everything out of your name, Lynelle. 258 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:36,720 Oop! Oop! 259 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:42,480 Ahh. Wife talking to old flame. 260 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,640 I don't want to make a... a scene, Lynelle, 261 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,960 I just wanted you to be aware of... 262 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,880 I think you should leave. 263 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,600 I was clearly just doing that, Lee, you maggot! 264 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,120 Oh, name calling. 265 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,999 You're a small, small man. 266 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,399 You're a small, small man. 267 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,519 Small, small married man. 268 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,080 Okay, okay. Bernie, I think you should go. 269 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,210 I'm... I'm going. 270 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,519 Lynelle, I just want you to know 271 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,199 that the eight months that we spent together... 272 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,400 Where's Colin? 273 00:09:10,401 --> 00:09:11,279 Who? 274 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,970 Did you not close the front door? 275 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,320 Did I not? No, uh, sorry. 276 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,440 Colin! Lee, is Colin with you? 277 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,640 - No. - Ohh! 278 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,120 Uh... 279 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,360 Colin! 280 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,120 Now you've done it. 281 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,040 - Battery 30%. 282 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,440 Oof! Did you turn the aircon off? 283 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,360 Yeah, I had to, b... I'm trying to save charge on the battery. 284 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,490 Ohh. 285 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,000 Nah, man. Can I open a window? 286 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:37,239 No. It makes my ears go digga-digga-digga-digga-digga. 287 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,480 - What does that even mean? - It's weird. No. 288 00:09:39,481 --> 00:09:40,879 - What? - Just relax, everybody. 289 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,290 There's a charging station up ahead. We're fine. 290 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,080 I think it got stolen. 291 00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:49,199 Stolen? 292 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,120 An electric vehicle charger got stolen? 293 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,920 - Yeah. - Why? 294 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,200 Well... you don't happen to know anything about it? 295 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,360 Me? No. 296 00:09:59,361 --> 00:09:59,999 Why would I know anything about it? 297 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,810 Why would I know anything about it? 298 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,030 I don't know, you're the one asking all these questions. 299 00:10:05,031 --> 00:10:06,799 Okay. 300 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,120 But if you just keep an eye out for us... 301 00:10:09,121 --> 00:10:10,839 Yeah, well, I'm looking for one, yeah. 302 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,120 So are we. 303 00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:13,239 Okay, so we're... 304 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,239 Same boat. 305 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,679 We're in the same boat, aren't we? 306 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,840 Uh, how'd you go? 307 00:10:16,841 --> 00:10:18,719 No good. 308 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,199 Uh, but we're fine, we'll be fine. 309 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,999 It's just we'll just have to find another one. 310 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,999 Okay. 311 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,440 Where are the others? 312 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,570 Toilet. 313 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,120 Okay. 314 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,210 Yeah. 315 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,330 Ashley, I feel like 316 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,879 I might've stuffed this up a little bit. 317 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,990 Oh, no, no, no. We'll find another charger. 318 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,160 No, no, no, not that. 319 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,360 I mean, I feel like you might have thought 320 00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:40,839 that this was just gonna be the two of us this trip. 321 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,040 No. 322 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,170 This... this is... 323 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,120 This is a work trip. I knew that. 324 00:10:45,121 --> 00:10:46,239 It's just that Lynelle said... 325 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,920 It's not lingerie! 326 00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:49,039 She said lingerie. 327 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,800 It's... Oh, God. 328 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,440 It's a matching set. 329 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,280 - Is that not lingerie? - No. It's a matching set. 330 00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:57,439 But it's not matching... bra and undies matching. 331 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,839 They match. I'm not dancing at the Moulin Rouge, mate. 332 00:10:59,840 --> 00:10:59,999 Point is, it's okay if you did think that... 333 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,240 Point is, it's okay if you did think that... 334 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,480 Ohhh! What do you want me to say? 335 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:08,720 Because even if I did want it to just be us, 336 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,850 you clearly didn't. 337 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,120 So, it's all good, it's all good. 338 00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:13,199 But maybe I did! 339 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,119 I just thought that maybe you would think 340 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,880 that it's too much or it's too soon. 341 00:11:16,881 --> 00:11:18,559 That's all right. You could have asked me. 342 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,999 I could have, but it's, you know, it's not very romantic. 343 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,800 Gordy, it's fine. 344 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,800 I just think that we're not on the same page. 345 00:11:25,801 --> 00:11:28,399 But that's what I'm saying. Maybe we are on the same page. 346 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,839 We're just at slightly different paragraphs 347 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,479 - of that page, you know. - It's not. 348 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,199 And if we just looked at the page together... 349 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,720 - No, Brett's here. 350 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,520 - Hey. - Hey. 351 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,120 Hey, Bretty, is a matching bra and undies 352 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:41,319 automatically lingerie? 353 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,000 No. It's just a matching set. 354 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,200 Thank you. 355 00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:46,279 I didn't know. I thought it was the same thing. 356 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,279 - You? - Yeah. 357 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,160 - What an idiot. - Yeah. 358 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,880 - Colin! 359 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,120 Colin! 360 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,760 Here, boy. Come on. 361 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,120 Little doggy. 362 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,360 Colin! 363 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,680 Colin! 364 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,240 Battery 25%. 365 00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:08,199 Hey, Chi, take my phone out of the lockbox. 366 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,599 I've got to find a charging station. 367 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,159 - This map's got no fucking idea. - First one to break. 368 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,199 - It was a nice little spell. - It was, and now it's broken. 369 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,280 - Oh, shit. 370 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,160 Okay, very good. 371 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,920 - No, I'm not joking. - Can we not do this? 372 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,360 It's... it's in Fortress Mode. 373 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,040 - What? - Tell me you're joking. 374 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,120 I'm not. I don't even know... How the fuck did I do that? 375 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,120 What is that? What's Fortress Mode? 376 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:29,359 It's just... You can't get into it! 377 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,239 - Okay, calm down. - You can't get into it! 378 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,559 Okay, there'll be an override somewhere. 379 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,999 - Okay? - Yes. No. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 380 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,159 You just have to get a code from the lockbox people. 381 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,640 - And how do you get... - It's online. Oh, no! 382 00:12:38,641 --> 00:12:40,439 - Nah, man. This isn't good, man. - No. 383 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,700 This is fucked, actually. 384 00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,839 'Cause I-I didn't tell Carmen what we were doing, 385 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,359 and... and she's probably freaking out. 386 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,480 - Chi... - Yeah. 387 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,920 - ..not ideal. - No. 388 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,480 But... we're fine. 389 00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:51,639 We've got enough battery. We'll find a charging place. 390 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,999 - We're actually fine, all right? - Yeah. 391 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,319 - Okay. - We're actually, actually fine. 392 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,720 - Everything's good. - Yeah. Yep. 393 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,120 - Check out this guy. 394 00:12:58,121 --> 00:12:59,399 - He's all over the shop. - Ooh. 395 00:12:59,400 --> 00:12:59,999 - Oh, yeah. 396 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,050 - Oh, yeah. 397 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,240 - Holy shit! 398 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,799 - Oh, my God. Did you see that? - Yes, I saw that. 399 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,319 - What? - There's a sign in the back 400 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,400 that says "Help me". 401 00:13:07,401 --> 00:13:08,679 - Nah, that's crazy. - No, it didn't. 402 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,400 - Yes, it did. - We have to help. 403 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,960 I... I fully agree. 404 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:14,199 What are we gonna do, Mad Max? Ram them off the road? 405 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,839 I think we... Should we just follow them? 406 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,890 Should we? 407 00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:18,319 - No, definitely not. - We don't follow vans. 408 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,359 Yeah, I mean, yes. 409 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,799 You know what? I'm just gonna hang back. 410 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,719 We're already here. And we'll just see what happens. 411 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,199 And maybe a cop car will come or something. 412 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,520 Gordon, this is 100% 413 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,439 kids fucking around in the back of the van. 414 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,199 Really? You think kids are in that van? 415 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,439 I have three boys. They do this sort of shit all the time. 416 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,120 - Hmm. - Or it's a psycho. 417 00:13:33,121 --> 00:13:34,719 But either way, do you wanna spend 418 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,360 the last 22% of the battery finding out? 419 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,040 Oh, they're turning off. 420 00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,199 - What do you think? - I mean... 421 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,199 - No, Gordon, don't do it. Stop. - No, stop it, Chi. 422 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,519 - Stop. Stop. Stop. - Chi, stop it. 423 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,479 Turn's coming up. Come on, they're doing it. 424 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,920 - No! Gordon! 425 00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:47,799 - Shut up. 426 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,080 - No! Everyone, relax. 427 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,600 - Relax. - You've killed us! 428 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,230 You smell like you've got halitosis. 429 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,120 - What's going on? 430 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,640 - Stop it! 431 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,280 Stop it! 432 00:13:59,281 --> 00:13:59,999 - Get off me! - Bernie! Bernie! 433 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,199 - Get off me! - Bernie! Bernie! 434 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,120 Stop it! Oh, my God! 435 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,480 I don't bloody need this. 436 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,670 You're supposed to be looking for the dog. 437 00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:09,319 - I was. I looked all around... - I started looking. 438 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,719 But I honestly can't remember what it looks like. 439 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,480 He looks like a crippled border terrier, Bernie. 440 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,120 Oh, I didn't see it, Lynnie. 441 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,199 You ripped my shirt. 442 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,160 - Suck shit, cunt. 443 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,040 - Get out. - Me?! 444 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,560 Yes, you, Bernie. This is all your fault. Get out. 445 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,720 You heard her. 446 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,130 I will. 447 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,119 But I want you to know 448 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,199 that the eight months that we spent together... 449 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,520 Go! 450 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,400 Unbelievable! 451 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,800 Whoo! Anyway. 452 00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:48,799 Drink? 453 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,400 What? 454 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,040 What do you mean, drink? 455 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,280 Shall we have a drink? 456 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,920 Colin is missing. 457 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,120 - Right. - Yes. 458 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,880 So get in the car and go and find him. 459 00:14:59,881 --> 00:14:59,999 - What, now? - Yes, now. 460 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,150 - What, now? - Yes, now. 461 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,130 Right you are. 462 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,640 Come on. Just... No, leave it. 463 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,000 It's not all right, mate. 464 00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:14,879 No, we're gonna need like a blowtorch or something. 465 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,930 Okay, we'll find ourselves a blowtorch. 466 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,320 Will you stop it? Makes me crazy. 467 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,280 - Maybe... - Okay. 468 00:15:22,281 --> 00:15:23,959 They definitely know that we're following them. 469 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,120 - Yeah. 470 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,250 Hundo P. 471 00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:27,759 Honestly, mate, you need to do a U-ey. 472 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,279 You need to turn around. You need to go back. 473 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,960 - That's obvious. - Chi. 474 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:33,079 It's too late, mate. We're... we're fully in. 475 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,720 - Fully in. 476 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800 - Bretty, stop the buttons! - Stop it! 477 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,120 Okay, he's turning. Where is this? 478 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,680 Oh, shit. 479 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,880 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 480 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,240 Shit. I think he lives here. 481 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,280 Gordy, turn around. - Go, go. - 482 00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:47,799 Somebody might need help, Chi. 483 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,120 Fucking hell. 484 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,770 It's okay. It's okay, everyone. 485 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,720 - It's okay. 486 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,360 That's bad. This is bad. 487 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,400 - Oh, no. -Gordy! Don't. - -It's okay. 488 00:15:56,401 --> 00:15:57,839 Do not go all Peter Parker here, 489 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,199 'cause he could have a gun, okay? 490 00:15:59,200 --> 00:15:59,999 Hey, it's not America, okay? At best, he'll have a knife. 491 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,719 Hey, it's not America, okay? At best, he'll have a knife. 492 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,919 - Great! He'll fucking stab ya. - Oh! 493 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,839 Yeah. I'll back you up. 494 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,719 No, no, no. Just fucking everyone relax. 495 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,279 I'm just gonna have a chat, okay? 496 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,200 Look, he looks... He seems like a... 497 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,520 - Psycho? - Yeah. 498 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,350 - Looks like a psycho. - Yeah. Psycho. 499 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,880 - Can I help you, mate? - G'day. 500 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,480 - This your place? - Mm. Yep. 501 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,440 - It's really lovely. 502 00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:22,439 Thanks. 503 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:26,080 Um, yeah, just, um, sorry. Um, so weird. 504 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,120 Uh, my name's Gordon. Hello. 505 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,960 Is there anyone else in the... in the van? 506 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,120 At all? 507 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,250 Excuse me? 508 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,280 - Hello. 509 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,440 The fuck are you looking at, Gordon? 510 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,120 Ooh, you like her, eh? 511 00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:40,439 Is that why you've been following us? 512 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,919 - I can hook you up. - No, that's okay. 513 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,199 You two would be great together. 514 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,559 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to look. 515 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,190 She's very beautiful. I just, um... 516 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,720 I just have reason to believe 517 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,120 that, um, there might be someone inside the van 518 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,120 who doesn't want to be there, potentially. 519 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,480 - Oh, my... 520 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,640 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 521 00:17:03,641 --> 00:17:04,919 - Shit. - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 522 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,719 - Who sent ya, eh? Who sent ya? - No, no, no, no. 523 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,720 - Who sent ya, huh? - Oi, let him go! 524 00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,479 What are you gonna do, huh? What are you gonna do? 525 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,160 - All right, okay. I just... 526 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,319 Who was it? 527 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,199 There's a "Help me" sign in the back window. 528 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,640 I just saw a "Help me" sign. 529 00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:17,639 "Help..." 530 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,760 - Ah. 531 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:19,889 And... 532 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,598 You okay? 533 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:24,649 - Yeah, yeah. 534 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,078 - I was gonna... You know? - Yeah, of course. 535 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,120 Oi! You been doing that "Help me" shit again? 536 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,400 Have you? Get out here. 537 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,120 - Ohh. - Come on, quick sticks. 538 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,250 - Let's go! 539 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,960 Fucking dawdle. Let's go! 540 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,960 Oh, so it was kids. 541 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,480 Yep, I can see that. 542 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,640 Did ya?! 543 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,920 Ya fuckin'... Get inside, both of ya! 544 00:17:48,921 --> 00:17:49,879 Go on! 545 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,750 Come on, you heard your father, boys. 546 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,720 And no fuckin' Nintendo! 547 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,600 - Screen time. It's just... - Bad, yeah. 548 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,730 - Yeah. - Kids. 549 00:17:58,731 --> 00:17:59,999 You think we kidnapped them or something, did ya? 550 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,199 You think we kidnapped them or something, did ya? 551 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,120 - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 552 00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:04,919 - You did a little bit. - Well, a little bit. 553 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,400 - Yeah. - Sorry, we did. 554 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,530 Yeah. 555 00:18:07,531 --> 00:18:09,359 It's funny, is it? Kidnapping kids? 556 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,440 - No. - It's not. 557 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,800 It's not funny. We... we can't... 558 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,359 We don't make light of that at all. 559 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,410 - No. - You know. 560 00:18:14,411 --> 00:18:16,079 In fact, the opposite. That's why we're... 561 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,160 That's why we're here. 562 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,480 - In many ways, yes. - Yeah. 563 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,550 But it's our mistake, I can see that now. 564 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,600 And, uh, I'm really sorry. 565 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,560 - He's sorry, yeah. - We'll just, uh... 566 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,920 Oh, I don't suppose you know of any, um, EV charging stations 567 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,400 that might be in this area? 568 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,960 EV? 569 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,480 Electrical vehicle. 570 00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:34,359 Ahh. 571 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,120 You're in the big smoke now, mate. 572 00:18:36,121 --> 00:18:37,639 Put some fucking petrol in it. 573 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,050 I would. It's just that it's not a hybrid vehicle. 574 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,130 It's fully electric. 575 00:18:41,131 --> 00:18:42,559 - And we got a rebate on it. - Yeah. 576 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,400 You're not driving a car, are ya? 577 00:18:44,401 --> 00:18:46,519 You're driving a fucking sewing machine. 578 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,000 Yeah, yeah. 579 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,130 Go on, fuck off! 580 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,640 - Yeah. - See ya. 581 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,120 - You all right? - Yep. 582 00:18:53,121 --> 00:18:54,319 Get off the fucking grass! 583 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,319 - Oh, yeah. - Sorry! 584 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,120 - Fuckwits. Fuck me! 585 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,720 - Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. 586 00:19:01,721 --> 00:19:02,599 Totally fine. It's fine. 587 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,040 - He got you? - It's fine. 588 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,640 So how much charge is left? 589 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,770 Six percent. 590 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,120 - But there'll be 10% in reserve. - Really? 591 00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,199 - What? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's... it's... -That's not true. 592 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,280 ..how they're designed. 593 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,730 It's how they're designed, for sure. We're good. 594 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,880 Oh, 5 now. 595 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,120 Sound the fanfare. The hero has returned. 596 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,120 You found him. Where is he? 597 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,120 He's just outside doing a wee-wee. 598 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,320 Where was he? 599 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,450 He was at the pound. 600 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,080 - The pound? - Mm-hm. 601 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,420 That happened so quickly. 602 00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,839 They must have got him as soon as he got out the front gate. 603 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,720 Yes, it's a bloody nanny state, isn't it? Unbelievable. 604 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,920 Anyway, all's well that ends well. 605 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,120 That's not Colin. 606 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,440 What? Yes, it is. 607 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,400 Colin's got wheels. 608 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,080 Well, he must have lost them. Or some kids stole them. 609 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,520 Lee, his back legs don't work. 610 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,720 Still? 611 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,080 Always! 612 00:19:59,081 --> 00:19:59,999 Well, it's an upgrade. 613 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,080 Well, it's an upgrade. 614 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,400 - See? 615 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,040 Anyway, I must mend my pocket. 616 00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:10,719 Why are you slowing down? What are you doing? 617 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,840 - Battery 0%. - Um... 618 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,160 - Serious? - Oh, fuck it. 619 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,760 - Did she say 0%? - Oh, my God! 620 00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:16,519 What does that mean? What does this mean, Gordy? 621 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,800 You said 10% reserve! 622 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,639 I thought there'd be 10%. I thought there was. 623 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,079 - She's saying zero! - I can hear her. 624 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,159 What are you doing? We're going into a tree. 625 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,239 - Oh, my God! - Battery 0%. 626 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,280 Please pull over safely. 627 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,640 No, don't put me back on hold. 628 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,600 This is the wrong dog. We can't keep him. 629 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,120 Right, well, stick it up your arse, then. 630 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,080 God, you look exactly like him. 631 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,250 Are you Colin? 632 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,560 My God. You are, aren't you? 633 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,680 Your legs were fine the whole time. 634 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,810 Ohh. 635 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,400 Got him! 636 00:20:59,401 --> 00:20:59,999 Locked in the laundry. He was at my underpants. 637 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,199 Locked in the laundry. He was at my underpants. 638 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,720 - Boop! - Oh, my God! 639 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,120 Oh, my God, Colin! 640 00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:06,879 You haven't got rid of the other one yet? 641 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,120 Oh, no, the pound won't take him back. 642 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,760 You should make Bernie take him. 643 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,950 He'd probably diddle him, he's so lonely. 644 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,440 - Lee? - Hmm? 645 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,120 Bernie told me 646 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,480 WAWAM was in some sort of financial trouble or something. 647 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,680 - What? Wh... what? - What could he mean? 648 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,080 Darling, Bernie is just a disgruntled ex-lover, isn't he? 649 00:21:27,081 --> 00:21:28,199 Now, we know that. 650 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,919 And he would say anything to get your attention, 651 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,719 wouldn't he, yes? 652 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,040 - Hmm. 653 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,199 But is there anything? 654 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,120 You know, what I'd like to know 655 00:21:35,121 --> 00:21:36,639 is what are we gonna call that dog? 656 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,359 You just said you wanted to get rid of him. 657 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,840 No, no, no, no. He's gorgeous. 658 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,199 He's much better than the other one, don't you think? 659 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,199 Oh, well, he is cute. 660 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,160 - He's very cute. Look at him. 661 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,360 His little wet nose. Look at this. 662 00:21:47,361 --> 00:21:49,599 Look at them. They're so happy together. I'm happy. 663 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,120 Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. 664 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,080 - Yeah. 665 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,210 Uh, I think we've got 666 00:21:57,211 --> 00:21:58,999 about 40 minutes left of daylight, okay? 667 00:21:59,000 --> 00:21:59,999 So at this point, I think 668 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,199 it's safest just to stay with the car overnight 669 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,479 and we'll walk out in the morning. 670 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,960 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 671 00:22:04,961 --> 00:22:06,919 What, we're all gonna sleep in there, are we? 672 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,520 - Ohhhhh! - Um, well, we could, I mean... 673 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,520 G... girls can stay in the cabin 674 00:22:11,521 --> 00:22:13,239 and Bretty and I will stay in the tray. 675 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,360 I'll make a fire. 676 00:22:14,361 --> 00:22:16,199 Oh, right. Got any water, Bear Grylls? 677 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,199 - Um, Bretty? 678 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,120 Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! 679 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,320 - Oh. - Did we bring any water? 680 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,280 No. We have a slab of IPA and a slab of Tox. 681 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,840 - Okay. - What, the electrolyte beer? 682 00:22:27,841 --> 00:22:29,039 Should be pretty hydrating. 683 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,359 Oh, fantastic. We're saved! 684 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,160 Hey, Chi, Chi, if you have a plan, I'm all ears, mate! 685 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,480 Hey, how about this? 686 00:22:34,481 --> 00:22:36,359 We put all our phones into an impenetrable lockbox 687 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,679 that doesn't open until tomorrow. 688 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,400 That's fantastic. That's a great plan. Thank you. Next! 689 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,360 Fucking Bretty! Stop with the banging! 690 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,560 Hmm. 691 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,120 Okay, come on. Here we go. 692 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,250 Look alive. 693 00:22:51,251 --> 00:22:53,359 - Thank you, Gordon. - It's the good stuff. 694 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,640 - Yeah, thanks. - Okay. 695 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,999 Here is to, uh, camping, adventure with friends. 696 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,470 Here is to, uh, camping, adventure with friends. 697 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,920 Cheers, hey? Adventure. 698 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,880 - Yeah. Cheers. - Cheers. Yeah. 699 00:23:07,391 --> 00:23:10,879 - That's so salty! - That's so gross. 700 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,199 How much salt's in that, Brett? 701 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,199 - Do we sell that? - That's the electrolytes. 702 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,250 Oh! 703 00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:17,199 It's gonna make us thirstier, if anything. 704 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,199 Yeah. 705 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,559 You know what, I'm gonna call it because 706 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,519 the sooner I go to bed, the sooner this nightmare is over. 707 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,479 Yeah. 708 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,960 I'll just go brush my teeth with IPA. Yeah. 709 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,080 Yeah, uh, try not to do it near the toilets that I dug. 710 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,210 Okay. 711 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,280 - You stop, and you get up. - Hmm? 712 00:23:31,281 --> 00:23:33,359 And you... you come and show me exactly where they are. 713 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,680 Okay. No worries. I think I remember where it is. 714 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,039 I mean, how many have you done today, anyway? 715 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,600 Uh, three, three and a half? 716 00:23:40,601 --> 00:23:42,199 - Yeah, I've counted three. - Ugh! 717 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,920 - Yeah. - So gross! 718 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,240 That's what I counted. 719 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,800 - Well, you know... - Well... 720 00:23:50,801 --> 00:23:53,079 ..you can't say I don't take you to nice places. 721 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,000 Totally. Oh, my God. 722 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:59,440 Salty beer, no amenities, very close to the road. 723 00:23:59,441 --> 00:23:59,999 - Convenient. - Yeah. It's really good. 724 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,399 - Convenient. - Yeah. It's really good. 725 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,120 - It doesn't get any closer. - Nuh. 726 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,440 How about this? How about we just draw a line under it? 727 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,120 - Under what? - Under us. 728 00:24:11,121 --> 00:24:13,359 Like, all the history, all the fuckin' bullshit, 729 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,200 and we just go, "Hey, we're meeting 730 00:24:15,201 --> 00:24:17,399 for the first time right now, starting fresh. 731 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,480 Just two people meeting... by the campfire." 732 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,130 Okay. 733 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,130 Hi. My name's Gordon. What's your name? 734 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,199 Hi. 735 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,199 Lucy. 736 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,360 - Lucy? - Yeah. It's... 737 00:24:29,361 --> 00:24:30,839 I thought we were doing real names. 738 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,120 Okay, my name's Ashley, but, you know, I don't know you. 739 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,120 - Right. - Can't be too careful. 740 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,800 That's... that's actually... 741 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,960 That's good thinking. 742 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,120 Gordon. That's not a great name. 743 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,240 I hope your last name's better. 744 00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:47,879 So the word around the campfire is you've got a matching set. 745 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,679 Let's talk colors. 746 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,279 Ah, not really appropriate, mate. 747 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,480 I just met you. 748 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,240 - Fair point. - Yeah. 749 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,280 Ease up. 750 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,170 Stop! 751 00:24:58,171 --> 00:24:59,999 - What is it? - Don't move. 752 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,479 - What is it? - Don't move. 753 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,760 What the fuck is it? 754 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,240 Just, um... 755 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,640 Is it a spider? 756 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,120 It's not a spider. 757 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,720 Promise? 758 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,320 In all honesty... 759 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,400 ..not a spider. 760 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,760 Something else, which is fine and harmless. 761 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,960 - Is... is it a spider, though? - Not a spider. 762 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,200 'Cause if it's a fucking spider, I'm gonna freak the fuck out. 763 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,640 It is a spider. 764 00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:24,999 - Fucking hell, man! - Okay, okay, okay! Fucking okay. 765 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,830 - Where is it? Okay, Okay. - Gordon! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 766 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,750 You're good. You're good. You're good. 767 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,120 I can't do this. I have to... I'm gonna go to bed now. 768 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,800 Because I've never camped. 769 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,200 I am the indoor type. 770 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,200 And I'm fucking done here. Good night. 771 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,480 Thanks a lot, you fucking eight-eyed fucking freakish... 772 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,240 - Okay! 773 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,120 - Morning! 774 00:26:09,391 --> 00:26:11,359 Hi. 775 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,080 Everything all right? 776 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,120 Oh, yeah. Yes, we are... Our car ran out of battery. 777 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,520 Right. Yeah, well, it is an EV, so what do you expect? 778 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,570 Hi. 779 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,080 Ladies. 780 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,880 Thank God you were driving past. 781 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,120 No, well, I wasn't. 782 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:29,679 Um, we've actually... we had an inquiry 783 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,199 from the Department of Foreign Affairs, 784 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,039 so that means I had to come out here and deal with you people. 785 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,090 So who called it in? 786 00:26:35,091 --> 00:26:37,159 I believe the alarms were raised in the Philippines. 787 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,730 - A lady by the name of... - Carmen! 788 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,480 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! I told you! 789 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,120 - What? - We share locations. 790 00:26:42,121 --> 00:26:43,239 She must have just seen me 791 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,839 sitting here in the middle of nowhere. 792 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,120 - Wow! - Whoa! 793 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,120 Right, so, no emergency, no one's injured. 794 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,560 No. Oh, my back hurts a little. 795 00:26:52,561 --> 00:26:55,199 All right, well, yeah, great use of my time. Thank you. 796 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,360 Thank you. 797 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,250 - Hey. - Hey. 798 00:26:59,251 --> 00:26:59,999 - I told you she's not AI. - Hey... 799 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,999 - I told you she's not AI. - Hey... 800 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,639 - You owe me 1,000 bucks. - We don't know that. 801 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,999 AI is perfectly capable of making a phone call, Brett. 802 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,800 Hey, why didn't you press the SOS button? 803 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,120 What? 804 00:27:09,121 --> 00:27:10,199 Where is that? 805 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,359 Oh, it's just right there. 806 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,000 Just where it says SOS. 807 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,550 Oh, there it is. Couldn't be bigger. 808 00:27:19,551 --> 00:27:20,999 Couldn't be redder. Couldn't be more embossed. 809 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,639 I'll tell you what the emergency is. You're a fuckhead. 810 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,120 Yep, okay. Just... Yep. Yep. Just... 811 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,120 Yep, SOS. Gordon's fucked. 812 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,000 Gordon, it's right there, man. 813 00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:32,279 Sorry, you were in the front too. 814 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,879 - Yeah. - You're just as close as he is. 815 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,810 This feels like a work thing. I'm gonna... 816 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,120 - - Oh, yeah, yeah. 817 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,920 Oh, thanks. That's your phone. 818 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,050 Ooh! 819 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,480 Jesus. Maybe I am addicted. 820 00:27:48,481 --> 00:27:49,559 - Mmm. - Yeah. 821 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,040 - Maybe. - Oh, and hey. 822 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,810 Thanks for a top weekend, you two. 823 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,080 - Excuse me? - Us? 824 00:27:54,081 --> 00:27:56,359 Well, I said it'd be kids in the back of the van, didn't I? 825 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,679 - She did. - But it was suss, all right? 826 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,199 But, no, don't listen to the voice of reason. 827 00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,999 - It was suss. - It was a dodgy-looking van. 828 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,519 - It was suss. - It was a dodgy-looking van. 829 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,759 No, just try and make a citizen's arrest. 830 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,199 With a fucking "Help me" sign in the back. 831 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,279 Hold on, hold on, where was this? 832 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,330 Just outside Cowra. 833 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,800 And was it a dark blue van? 834 00:28:06,801 --> 00:28:07,799 - Yeah. - Yeah. 835 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,719 And the guy was, uh, was bald with a beard 836 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,839 and he had the skinny missus with big lips? 837 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,920 Oh, yeah, and two young boys in the back. 838 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,040 Two young boys? 839 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,170 Yeah. 840 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,360 This is car 14. 841 00:28:18,361 --> 00:28:20,079 I may have located those two missing boys. 842 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,519 - Oh! - Requesting backup. Over. 843 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,120 - Oh, my God. - Copy that, car 14. 844 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,240 - A unit is dispatched. 845 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,560 - We fucking knew it. 846 00:28:29,561 --> 00:28:31,279 - We knew it. - We fucking knew that. 847 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,360 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 848 00:28:32,361 --> 00:28:33,439 - Chiara... - Yeah, mate. 849 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,559 - ..suck shit. - Eat shit, Chi. 850 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,130 - Oh, okay. - You need to eat shit. 851 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,600 - Oi! Oi! 852 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,280 - ..start helping people. 853 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,480 These children are in danger. 854 00:28:41,481 --> 00:28:44,199 Yeah. That's what I was trying to tell her. The whole time. 855 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,320 Yeah. 856 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,880 Eat shit, mate. 857 00:28:49,881 --> 00:28:50,759 Suck on it. 858 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,560 Fucking suck. 859 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,560 Suck shit, because we fucking knew. 860 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,120 - And we knew. - Fuck, yeah. 861 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,440 Don't fist-bump. 862 00:28:57,441 --> 00:28:58,919 Fuck you, because you didn't listen. 863 00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,999 - Eat shit, mate. - So suck on some shit. 864 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,870 - Eat shit, mate. - So suck on some shit. 865 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,200 Enough! 866 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,200 Oh, my God! 867 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,560 Mum just posted a video of Colin walking. 868 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,040 ? Everybody talking 'bout ? 869 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,240 ? 1, 2, 3, 4 ? 870 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,800 ? Everybody talking 'bout ? 871 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,600 ? Everybody do the 1, 2, 3, 4 ? 872 00:29:33,601 --> 00:29:34,919 ? Everybody talking 'bout ? 873 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,970 ? 1, 2, 3 ? 874 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,090 ? Well, you know ? 875 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,520 ? I'd walk a mile just to die ? 876 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,600 ? Gotta learn what that door is for ? 877 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:49,200 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0